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• (586): View more from Michigan

  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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• (562): View more from California

  not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.

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• (916): View more from California

  But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?

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  Locking that text forever.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.

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