And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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