Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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