I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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