it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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