so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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