Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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