god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Mom said you looked used
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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