Do you still have your period?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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