It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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