I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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