Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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