school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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