I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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