Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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