Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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