i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
