it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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