Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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