Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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