at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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