I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
