What a fucking waste of an outfit
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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