Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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