I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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