why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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