my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
thus making me awesome and them whores
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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