Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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