just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is that strawberry winking at me??
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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