both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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