She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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