i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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