that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
