Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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