she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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