Apparently you make a good broom.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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