there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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