2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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