We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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