due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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