Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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