So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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