I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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