One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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