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(323): View more from California

Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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(206): View more from Washington

Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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(925): View more from California

never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.

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(937): View more from Ohio

he is a creepy guy.

(1-937): View more from Ohio

yea thats what heroine does to ppl.

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(435): View more from Utah

i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.

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(207): View more from Maine

He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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(+61): View more from Australia

im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter

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(702): View more from Nevada

Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?

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