Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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