what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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