she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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