what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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