I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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