Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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