awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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