But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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