High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I had to cum in my sink.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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