Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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