So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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