dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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