Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i've created a new STD.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
